Top-Secret Classified Porn Stash


This morning as I was browsing the New York Times Tuesday Briefing I saw stories about Super Tuesday voting, the panic around Trump getting the Republican nomination and Hillary’s latest power move. Beneath the voters and violence, because that’s really all the news talks about between March and November, was this:

Insight into the Bin Laden raid.
The Obama administration will release today the second set of documents and other items from the May 2011 raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound.
American officials have said that a team of Navy SEALs seized letters, spreadsheets, books and pornography. Only a small fraction of the materials have been declassified and released.

Letters, spreadsheets, books and .. pardon me? Porn? How did I miss this?

I can’t help but wonder what kind, although I’ll assume that’s classified – even if it would make a really hilarious addition to the Smithsonian some day. That’s an exhibit I want to see. Forget the first lady dresses and airplanes, I want to see the porn collections of terrorists.

Now – in a not-so-smooth transition, I’m going to skip to voting. Without inserting my own version of political propaganda, I just want to remind everyone to vote.

My scare tactic? No vote is a vote for whoever you hate.

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